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So, I missed a phone call from a recruiter!

Except it's not a recruiter. Apparently capitalism realized that recruiters are worthless and actually pretty easy to automate with "AI"

Except except oops. The slop machine cannot understand data, only brute force statistical algebra

So it thinks I'd be a great developer (I'm not a developer, I suck at programming) and that I'd WANT to work on fucking Kubernetes (I would rather be thrown violently off a bridge than work with Kubernetes again)