remember: push to prod friday is tomorrow.
be sure to include ALL THREE privesc kernel bugs that have surfaced in the last two weeks into production!
thats what the stakeholders want!
velocity towards new stuff going live!
exploits count as stuff!
and youre being graded on how many tokens you burn
so tell claude and codex to take all three bugs, rewrite them all into brainfuck, write a new interpreter, build it into a 50 meg go binary and push that to prod along side * // TODO: write code