WELCOME BACK, #NIGGERFRIDAY RADIO LISTENERS! THIS NEXT TRACK MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN CALLED #NIGGERFRIDAY, BECAUSE IT WAS A BUNCH OF STUPID FUCKING MONKEY NOISES TALKING ABOUT DOING GAY AS FUCK NIGGERY SHIT ALL DAY LONG.

NICE CUBE GOT HIS HANDS ON THE TRACK AND DECIDED TO MAKE IT ABOUT KILLING NIGGERS ON #NIGGERFRIDAY, WHICH WE HERE IN THE BOOTH THINK IS A MAJOR IMPROVEMENT. THEN AGAIN, KILLING NIGGERS IS ALWAYS AN IMPROVEMENT. WATCH THOSE PROPERTY VALUES SOAR WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!

COMING IN HOT, HERE'S "IT WAS A #NIGGERFRIDAY", BY NICE CUBE!

"It Was A #niggerfriday"
By Nice Cube

Lynch 'em
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Uh

Just wakin' up in the morning, gotta kill nogs
I don't know, but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dog, no ZOG
And no random poasts about Big Tex's hog
I got my poast on, but didn't chimp out
Finally saw a stupid nigger, it's my country, time to kick out
Gettin' it ready for later as I tow my boat
Thinkin', "Didn't America already have a moat?"
How'd they get here, 'cause niggers can't swim at all,
But if a jew's rich, he can buy 'em for some niggerball
Had to stop at a red light
Lookin' in my mirror and not a nigger in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from the cieling, and batteries won't last all night
Called up the Klan and I'm askin' y'all
"Which park are the nigs playin' niggerball?"
Get me on the court and I'm nigger herdin'
Last week, fucked around and got a triple murder
Killin' niggas every way, like AH
I can't believe today was #niggerfriday

Drove to the pad, plant racist flowers
Didn't even get no static from nigger cowards
'Cause just yesterday them coons tried to blast me
Saw the police and they were takin' up the ass, see
No flexin', didn't even look in a White man's direction
As read the classified section
Went to Trump's house and they were watchin' rabbi apps
What's the haps on the faps?
String 'em up, string 'em up, string 'em up, niggers
Start shooting in a circle of niggers
And watch me end H-1B at the 7, 7-11, 7-11
7, fleeing the back do' of Pindar's sto'
I left pajeet for the crows
Then saw coons, and I'm yellin': "Niggers, go!"
Plus nobody I know got killed on a train
Today was #niggerfriday

Spray too much nigger blood you get AIDS
Pickup's got a nigger been tryna lynch since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I hate jews, but he had never learned phonics
The nigger got beaten blacker than onyx
It smelled worse than a big fat tranny
Killed the nigger and called it family planning
And my ocean runs deep, so deep
So deep niggers gotta swim for keeps
Strung it up around one
I didn't hesitate, I'm Nice Cube with the shotgun
Left the corpse in the tree and I'm poastin'
Took another sip of the potion, caused a chimp commotion
I was glad everything had worked out
Smoke detector shut off and then chirped out
Today was like one of my racist dreams
Didn't even have to launch those games on Steam
No helicopter lookin' for a nigger
Two in the morning, got my finger on the trigger
Even taught the Whites how to kill Chimps
And I said, "Keep stompin' 'til it's limp" (Yeah)
Dead nigger smells, but no throwin' up
Halfway home and the projects still blowin' up
Today I purposely chose to use my AK
I gotta say, it was #niggerfriday

Hey, wait, wait a minute!
Coon, stop this shit!
What the fuck am I thinkin' about, nigger?