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Starmer: We need to learn the lessons from last week's by election. What are the voters telling us?

Advisers: They are upset that we support Israel when they kill people, they are concerned about the cost of living, and they think you're dishonest

Starmer: OK, here's the plan. Let's join in Israel's latest illegal war that will kill people and make everything more expensive, and let's say it's in "self defence".

Advisers: [Scream into the void and run away]

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