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so yesterday…

US President Trump says he is unhappy with how Iran is negotiating.
le negotiation: basically no nuclear weapons

so, then

The Italian Foreign Ministry urges Italian citizens to leave Iran and advise against traveling to Iraq and suggesting postponing travel to Lebanon.

people went “ayo??” here

the next day, VERY EARLY MORNING

[3 hours later] Some pizza places near the Pentagon are having a +2-300% increase in volume while others are reporting lower than normal volumes.

then

USS Gerald R. Ford arrives to Israel.

then

[3 hours later] The Belgian Foreign Ministry advises its citizens currently in Iran to leave as soon as possible.

“yo dawg, the non-happening is happened, we’re so over”

so,

Israel has launched an attack on Iran.

BOOM boom boom kaboom, and then trump himself shows up in the picture and went

Explosions in Tehran. Initial reports are that they are stand off missiles fired from Syria.

out of all of sudden,

Israeli airspace has been closed.
Israel’s attack on Iran was a joint operation with the United States.
US and Israel launch second wave of airstrikes on Iran.

yo dawg? then,

Additional strikes in eastern Tehran

“Huh? I just woke up, my WhatsApp was being spammed that Iran has been attacked, why did Netanyahu ruin my sleep? I was having a wonderful dream, you pig” 🗿
Limited airstrikes against Iranian political and logistical targets have been ongoing for the last 20 minutes.
US Air Force is directly involved in striking Iran, official confirms.

then and then,

IDF warns Israelis to prepare for possible Iranian missile attacks on the state of Israel.

so then

Israel says it’s strikes targeted ‘senior figures’ in Iran.

so then

The wave of airstrikes against Tehran has been over for a couple of minutes.
The Israeli media nicknamed this operation “Shield of Juda”

so, hours later

Another airstrike wave is now happening across Iran, this time outside of Tehran in Qom and Khorromabad.

The US President, Donald Trump, who, back in the day said that attacking Iran would be the worst mistake of the Obama administration, is now saying he is attacking Iran because of the threat it poses to America and American interests.

lmao

anyway

“New York Times” on an American official: American aircraft carry out dozens of strikes launching from bases around the Middle East and from an aircraft carrier.

It has been reported that more Israeli jets on the way to Iran right now.

then

Trump:
“We might lose American soldiers’ lives, but that’s what happens in war.”

tl;dr: “America is at war with Iran”

so, NYT:

According to a plan presented to Trump, Israeli officials will focus most of its efforts on missile storage sites, production facilities, and launch platforms, while U.S. forces are to concentrate on Iran’s nuclear project and other targets related to the IRGC forces and the government

[7 hours later since the attack]

Reports of Missile alerts in Tel Aviv area.

tl;dr: Iran fight back

Israeli home command front asks Israelis to stay near shelters.

BALLISTICS Launched from Iran to Israel, at least thirty launches, impact within 10 minutes, red alerts all across Israel, shelters are opening.

then

Sirens blare throughout occupied Palestine.
Red alerts all over northern Israel.
Sirens sound in the Galilee, Golan Heights, and northern coast

then

Multiple infiltrations reported in some locations in Israel.

Infiltrations reported in Karmei Tzur, Paran and Hashmonaim.
Reports of explosions over Damascus, Israel may be trying to intercept Iranian missiles there.
Reports of explosions in the Galilee, northern Israel.

then

Reuters reports some personnel were evacuated from Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar.

New explosions heard in Tehran.

Red alert, Tel Aviv.

Reports of Sirens being activated in the US Naval Base in Bahrain. No vectors reports yet.

yea

then

Explosions heard in areas west and south of the city of Ilam in western Iran.

then

Missile launches from Yemen towards Israel.
ONE (1) MISSILE IMPACT RECORDED IN THE TEL AVIV METROPOLITIAN AREA.

Departement of War: OPERATION EPIC FURY

lmfao who name this

anyway

Explosion in Tehran.

Israeli Home Front Command:

Dozens of rockets on their way to us

Explosions heard in Haifa and Tel Aviv, Israel.

several hours later:

IRANIAN TV ANNOUNCE THE START OF OPERATION TRUE PROMISE 4.

“SOMEONE MESSAGED ME FROM THE UAE SAYING HE HEARD A LOUD EXPLOSIVE SOUND”
Manama, Bahrain got hit

“Allah has answered my prayers, it is confirmed there are interceptions and Iran is trying to bomb something in the UAE, thank you Allah, no more chocolate Labubu Pistacho”

Sirens in Kuwait, authorities may think that the US garrison is going to get bombed.

US Assets in Kuwait are being bombed.

tl;dr: Iran is targetting whatever US have over middle east now

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