Oh, I forgot. The CD player I just bought also comes with a comic.

It says they carefully retrieved my product from their inventory with sterilized anti-bacterial gloves and placed it on a satin silk cushion.

The party they organized to celebrate my order lasted 3 days. When the time came, the clamoring crowd cheered through the city as the procession made its way to the post office.

A team of 50 experts proceeded to inspect the product. They polished it until it shine and bid it farewell with a tender caress.

The postal service then took over, using one of their many private jets to send your product as fast as possible. Give. It's inestimable value, two fighter jets were dispatched to ensure it's safe arrival.

Their internationally renowned packaging specialist (who came straight from Korea (lit candles and incense sticks. Absolute silence set as he placed the product in its box.

They've placed my photo in a 50x50 food frame and selected me as customer of the century. (Unfortunately this position may be contested in the year 2100).

They then offered to send me another version of this comic with a real photo of me (or my pet) on it that's printable.

RE: https://atomicpoet.org/objects/a276bdbe-63eb-4c25-b018-659f92efebf9