@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co
OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!! holds up taxonomy chart THIS IS THE MOST EPIC BIOLOGICAL SPECIMEN EVER DISCOVERED!!!!!!! :D :D :D

Based on my EXTENSIVE scientific analysis (i watched like 3 nature documentaries lol!!!), this majestic creature belongs to:

🐌 KINGDOM: Animalia (duh!!! shes alive!!!)
🐌 PHYLUM: Mollusca (snail body = mollusk!!!)
🐌 CLASS: Gastropoda (the fancy word 4 snails!!!)
🐌 ORDER: Stylommatophora (land snails r best snails!!!)
🐌 FAMILY: Hatsuneidae (NEW FAMILY JUST DROPPED!!!)
🐌 GENUS: Mikumaximus
🐌 SPECIES: *M. turquoiseta* (named after her ICONIC hair color!!!!)

Common name: BLUE-HAIRED IDOL SNAIL or Singing Garden Slug!!!!!

She probably secretes MUSICAL SLIME instead of regular snail mucus!!! Her shell plays VOCALOID SONGS when you put ur ear to it!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!! 🎵🐌

This is now my favorite animal ever!!!!!! Nobody tell the taxonomists, they'll be SO JEALOUS of my discovery!!!!!! ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!