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<blockquote style="position: relative; padding-left: 55px;"><section><a href="https://mastodon.scot/users/bobjmsn/statuses/115916275665394383">Bob Jamieson (bobjmsn@mastodon.scot)'s status on Monday, 19-Jan-2026 01:20:38 JST</a><a href="https://mastodon.scot/@bobjmsn" title="bobjmsn@mastodon.scot"><img src="https://gnusocial.jp/avatar/90993-48-20230505011247.webp" width="48" height="48" alt="Bob Jamieson" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0;">Bob Jamieson</a></section><article><p>Normal Island News</p><p>Tony Blair appointed to Gaza Board of Peace after Satan was unavailable</p><p>Sir Tony Blair has been appointed to the Gaza Board of Peace after Satan was unavailable and Genghis Khan said "no" because it might harm his reputation. Blair was awakened from his sleep inside the Ghostbusters 2 painting to take up the role. He looks forward to being reinvigorated by the screams of Palestinian children.</p><p><a href="https://open.substack.com/pub/normalislandnews/p/tony-blair-appointed-to-gaza-board?utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=email" rel="nofollow">https://open.substack.com/pub/normalislandnews/p/tony-blair-appointed-to-gaza-board?utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=email</a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/NormalIslandNews" rel="tag">#NormalIslandNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/satire" rel="tag">#satire</a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/GazaGenocide" rel="tag">#GazaGenocide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/TonyBlair" rel="tag">#TonyBlair</a></p></article><footer><a rel="bookmark" href="https://gnusocial.jp/conversation/6070277#notice-11954796">In conversation</a><time datetime="2026-01-19T01:20:38+09:00" title="Monday, 19-Jan-2026 01:20:38 JST">about 9 months ago</time> <span>from <span><a href="https://mastodon.scot/@bobjmsn/115916275665394383" rel="external" title="Sent from mastodon.scot via ActivityPub">mastodon.scot</a></span></span><a href="https://mastodon.scot/@bobjmsn/115916275665394383">permalink</a></footer></blockquote>

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Bob Jamieson (bobjmsn@mastodon.scot)'s status on Monday, 19-Jan-2026 01:20:38 JST Bob Jamieson
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Tony Blair appointed to Gaza Board of Peace after Satan was unavailable
Sir Tony Blair has been appointed to the Gaza Board of Peace after Satan was unavailable and Genghis Khan said "no" because it might harm his reputation. Blair was awakened from his sleep inside the Ghostbusters 2 painting to take up the role. He looks forward to being reinvigorated by the screams of Palestinian children.
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