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Trump expresses interest in annexing Sweden. "They've got those Nobbly Prizes, you know? And I want a full set. All of them, not just a hand-me-down Peace Prize. I deserve the whole pile: medicine, fizziks, biololology, writing, dancing, finger-painting--ALL the prizes. And when I'm King of Sweden, I'll make an announcement and it'll be a done deal. I will look so cool with eight or fifteen gold medals around my neck. What? The prize money? Millions, right? That'll go straight into my bank account. What a dumb question. What? Speeches? Hell, yes I'll give a speech for every medal. I'll be humble and proud and patriotic and MAGA will go crazy! What? No I won't fall asleep at the ceremony! Dumbass reporter. Get that jerk outta here!"