I'm actually shocked how bad this is.
I dunno, let's make the British Isles forever quarantined for no good reason while the rest of the world gets lip fillers.
Then let's make a 12 year old go fight zombies for no reason.
Also check out the massive dong on this zombie. Don't kill him! Save him for later.
Okay now let's kill that kid's mom 5 minutes after diagnosing her with cancer. Now go put her skull on a skull tower, child.