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Flying around an orchard turns out to be great for your mental health. Touch grass. Pollinate flowers. Spread your wings and fly. Even working nights agrees with your new rhythms. And the weekly pumpkin concerts are a delight.

The more time you spend with the apple vampires, the more you realize that your old life was the real soul-sucker. "Lovin' the coven" is your new stock answer to "How are you?".

Your life is now bright and shiny and sweet. And all it takes is an apple a day.

The End