Computer: I need updates.
Me: Can you do it when I’m done working?
C: Sure!
Next morning
C: I need updates.
M: Why didn’t you do them last night?
C: Fuck you. Updates.
M: Ok I have a task but then I have a break. Can you update while I’m running this errand?
C: Absolutely.
After the errand
M: Ok, ready to work?
C: You absolute fool