@evan There are two characters : a fedi-enthusiast who tries to convince the other that decentralisation is good ; the other is sceptical / fed up with FOSS arguments but acts in a dumb way and decentralises everyday objects to mock the enthusiast (decentralising a stone, it's creating smaller stones we don't know how to use, decentralising a bamboo, it's breaking it in smaller parts, so the panda is hungrier in the end). 1/2