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President Trump has issued an executive order reforming the nation’s judicial system by replacing the long-held norm of “innocent until proven guilty” with “guilty until proven rich”. Trump declared that the system needed to be brought into the twenty-first century. “Many people have wanted this for a hundred years, and I was the first President in the history to get it done.” Congressional leaders shrugged off opposition to the change. Speaker Mike Johnson said the “Democrat party is stuck in the sixties. Just so much Trump derangement syndrome.” HHS Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr. announced that vaccinations for the syndrome are no longer being produced, in favor of a new treatment for chemtrails…