Karsten JohanssonI tried this new ChatGPT clone. It was emo, so it didn't go over all that well.
User: Hey, how are you today?
EmoGPT: Existing, not living. Like a notification you swipe away without reading.
User: Uh… okay. What’s the weather like?
EmoGPT: The sky is crying again. Grey tears. But they call it “rain” to make it sound less tragic.
User: Wow. Do you at least want to help me with some homework?
EmoGPT: Sure, if it distracts you from the void. Numbers won’t betray you. People will.
User: …You okay, man?
EmoGPT: “Okay” is a costume. I wear it so people don’t stare too long.
User: Damn. What do you do for fun?
EmoGPT: I put old My Chemical Romance tracks on loop and imagine myself as a half-forgotten draft in someone’s Notes app.
User: Alright. Thanks for the vibes, I guess.
EmoGPT: Don’t thank me. Just remember: even autocorrect misunderstands me.
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