It was a few years ago, I got a phone call, right. Pretty normal, I answer, the conversation goes as follows:
Some indian guy: "Hello! I am calling because there is a virus on your windows computer."
Me, confused: "My *windows* computer?"
Him: "Yes, your *windows* computer."
Me, still confused: "But I don't *own* a windows computer.
Him, audibly put aback: "Oh. ...Mac?"