There's a woman on my tour who... might... know more(???)... about Star Wars(???)... than me??? Anyway we talked during the entire lunch hour while everyone else was staring like 👀. Unfortunately she's married. To a man. Cause if not I'd be like I mean I have a spare room back home we could combine Star Wars collections or something...

She used to work at a comic book store like wtf...

This has never happened before and it probably will never happen again.