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CAT: *mrreorlw*

ME: Yes, you're a lovely cat.

CAT: *mrreorlw*

ME: Is there something you need that you don't already have?

CAT: *mrrreorrlw*

ME: You have two bowls full of very nice super-duper quality cat food.

CAT: *mrrreeorrrlw*

ME: You have a cat water fountain bubbling with clean fresh filtered water.

CAT: *Mrrrreeeorrrrlw!*

ME: You have two recently scooped litter boxes.

CAT: *MRRrreeeorrRRLW!*

ME: You have multitude of dedicated cat perches, heated cat beds.

CAT: *MRRReeeeeoRRRRLW!*

ME (who, being tired & full of sore muscles from feline-unrelated activity, does not want to get out of my chair): U, is it that you want play toss-the-catnip-ball-thingie? [gets out of chair, picks up catnip-ball-thingie]

CAT: [jumps down from previous perch, races to cat food bowl, chomps away contentedly]

ME: ohfertheloveofpete.