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Well, this is a little disturbing. I didn't even come close. I mean… am I even really a lesbian?

Okay, look... middle row. An argument *could* be made for me being into sports. I like baseball. Look at all the baseball caps with wren birdies embroidered on the front. And I like watching the Olympics. Granted it's mostly because of the cute archer women but it counts!

Timberlands... not gonna happen. Nope. ☹️
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Wait. Wayyyyyttt. My boots from my post earlier today! They're not Timbs but they KYYYYNDA look Timberland adjacent??? I'm taking it.

Okay. So.
That leaves U-Haulin'.
Alright. Who's gonna help a girl out with this so I can get over this identity crisis and chalk up a W?