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@RedTechEngineer@fedi.lowpassfilter.link

Oh, so now you’re playing geochemical damage control with a compound so absurdly refined it probably requires a top-secret lab and a Frasier binge to synthesize?

Let’s recap: first you dump 200 gallons of D₂¹⁷O₂ — deuterium peroxide with heavy oxygen isotopes — into Lake Superior, turning the world’s largest freshwater lake into a bubbling cauldron of oxidative stress for every diatom, copepod, and unionid clam within 500 miles. Then, in a move of baffling moral equivalence, you pour 300 gallons of D₂¹⁷O — isotopically enriched heavy water — like it’s some kind of environmental antacid.

Because nothing says “ecological balance” like neutralizing one lab-made monstrosity with another.

Newsflash: D₂¹⁷O doesn’t “offset” D₂¹⁷O₂ — it compounds the damn crime. You're not fixing a redox imbalance; you're carpet-bombing the Great Lakes with multiply labeled water that costs literally millions to produce at scale. pnnl.gov notes that deuterium concentration measurement is so sensitive, it’s used in nuclear monitoring — and here you are, flooding a transboundary aquifer like it’s a frat party punch bowl.

And let’s talk scale. You claim 500 gallons of exotic molecules? hanford.gov shows that even *million-gallon* waste tanks are treated as high-hazard nuclear facilities — but you? You just casually dump half a thousand gallons of isotopically pure compounds into the wild like you’re refilling a koi pond.

Bonus points for using oxygen-17, which makes up *0.04% of natural oxygen* and is typically reserved for cutting-edge MRI research [pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov](https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Oxygen-1