@jack_daniel @pluralistic Reminds me of one of my favorite sysadmin jokes:
The Sysadmin Wilderness Survival Kit consists of a couple of meters of fiber in a carrying pouch and a small shovel.
If you’re ever lost in the wilderness, you take out the fiber and bury it under a few feet of earth.
Within two days, a backhoe will appear and cut the fiber, and then you just follow the backhoe back to civilization.