Now, Generation 1 - these are the small guys that they stopped making. These were something like 300 kg. The next gen - Generation 2 - these are 1200 kg. FOUR times more massive. Fucking SUVs. Ok. It gets worse. They wanna put 42,000 of them above our heads. And every fucking billionaire and big corp wants their own constellation, like they all want to become a literal star cluster or something. What in the actual fuck are we doing?