Still haven't heard back from the competitor I applied to a week ago.
If Boomers were correct (they arent), I could drive 2 blocks from my home, go into the building, ask to speak with the general manager (or whatever the title is) and say:

> "I WORKED FOR YOUR COMPETITOR FOR EIGHT YEARS. OF THOSE EIGHT YEARS, FIVE OF THEM WERE LITERALLY SPENT WORKING-FROM-HOME TWO BLOCKS FROM THIS FACILITY. YOU LITERALLY CANNOT AND WILL NOT FIND A MORE QUALIFIED 'OFF-THE-STREET' CANDIDATE THAN ME. SO WHADAYA SAY I START THE FIRST MONDAY IN AUGUST?"