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Ran some D&D for my 10-year-old nieces. Best lines:

Before the tavern brawl: "Let's order something so we can smash people with mugs!"

On bringing a giant toad into the brawl to swallow someone: "Wait, C-, wouldn't that be MURDER?"

On the way to a heist at Castle Bourgeois: "We are ready to do illegal stuff!"

At a ball: "I dance nobly with some guy in a suit who I don't know."

Best running gag: sign indicating number of days since last tavern brawl, heist attempt, etc.

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