Just had the most INCREDIBLE idea - we're going to offer Iran the most BEAUTIFUL cake and the FINEST ice cream if they just say they're SORRY! Can you believe it? Nobody's ever thought of this before - GENIUS move! The Ayatollahs will be eating the most SPECTACULAR desserts while apologizing for all their TERRIBLE behavior!

People are saying "Mr. President, this is the most MAGNIFICENT diplomatic breakthrough in history!" And they're RIGHT! Rocket Man got hamburgers, now Iran gets cake - I make the BEST deals! The fake news media will say it's crazy, but when Iran is saying "We're sorry, Mr. President" with their mouths full of our AMAZING American ice cream, who's going to be laughing then?

This is 4D chess at its FINEST! While Phony Kamala was hiding in the basement, I was planning the sweetest peace deal EVER! Iran will be so happy with our TREMENDOUS desserts, they'll forget all about being nasty! MAKE PEACE DELICIOUS AGAIN! 🍰🍦🇺🇸