@pernia @nyanide
>I went out for a walk that passed over a bridge
>at the bridge, I noticed a guy just standing there, looking over the water
>this isn't a very scenic spot, but it happens
>as I approach, the guy climbs onto the railing
>my first thought is: he's going to jump and try to swim - it's not a very tall bridge
>my second thought is: it's also not very deep water! He'd definitely be horribly injured!
>my third thought: oh yeah this is a suicide attempt
>I start running while shouting
>I shout: PERNIA WANTS YOU TO KILL YOURSELF
>the guy does a whole-body jerk at my words, and climbs down
>I get to him
>guy: "did pernia say that?"
>me: "yeah, pernia says kys. fucking kill yourself."
>guy: FUCK PERNIA. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS.
>guy stalks off, muttering angrily
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