nixCraft 🐧So, PHP walks into a bar in 2025. The bartender says, "Hey, haven't seen you since... oh wait, everyone keeps saying you're dead! What'll it be?" PHP replies, "Just a tall glass of 'I told you so,' neat."
While sipping on it, PHP mumbles my motto should be changed to: "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated... since 1995."
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