Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 10 ( #faggottourney ) :

Jonny Fever vs. Blitz

First, Jonny Fever! Our beloved Hawaiian drunk has made a tournament debut, and he is out here to fuck your mother and send you death threats! All while making a nice video of himself saying that! How this man has not gotten a visit from the FBI is beyond everyone's understanding, given that people here *have* gotten those visits! An absolute mystery.

It's Blitz! They're a lefty in a right-wing world, hated for...well, mostly that. They love them some Kamala Harris, they love them some MSNBC, all of that good liberal stuff. They have mutual beef with a few people over politics, and today is their turn to shine in the spotlight!

...This match is way more fun than the other one! :konata_happy:

Try to cast your vote in the form of "I vote for X" where "X" is the name of the contestant! I'm going to be lax about it in Round 1, but moving forward you can expect tighter enforcement.