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Many years ago, my friend in Portland literally bumped into the Dalai Lama. She stumbled into him, looked up, and stammered a wide-eyed apology. He laughed and said, "You may be at peace, child."

She was stunned, of course.

Today I talked to a Scottish guy in the grocery store who said F*CK IT YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE when I told him I really wanted the Reece's Piece's cookie mix but can't have it.

Same energy.