"Oh dear Lord, you made many, many incels. I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be one. But it's no great honor either. So what would have been so terrible if I had an e-girl gf?

If I were a fakecel... Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum...
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum,
If I were a fakecel man! OY!"