Yeah, I'm fucking ugly
True, I'm slightly overweight
I live out in the country
I like being a redneck
I go out shocking people like I got a fuckin cattle prod
But I'm eating motherfuckers like they're packed inside a Lunchable
And I'm here like cockroaches, unextinguishable
Only I can stop me; the noose is in my own hand
How high do I have to hang?