@inthehands Ah, yes, the classic:
Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views
Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?
Con: LOL no...no not those views
Me: So....deregulation?
Con: Haha no not those views either
Me: Which views, exactly?
Con: Oh, you know the ones
(Edit to make it clear this is not original to me; I first saw it on Twitter in 2018 posted by @ndrew_lawrence)