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@cliffwade

I'm just going to put these Nickelback lyrics here and see how you feel about them:

"You're so much cooler when you never pull it out/'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth."

"Lay that body on the bar and put that salt on her hips/I was lyin' when I told her that I'm only gonna lick her tonight!"

"I like your pants around your feet/And I like the dirt that's on your knees/And I like the way you still say please/While you're looking up at me."