"New arrivals in India, maybe it's the squash people I was talking about, or their causins or something!
And they brought some hymns and mantras, and stuff!
You could make a religion out of this. (Hinduism)"

"Ah, the Buddha was just enlightened.
Who's the Buddha?
This guy, he sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying.
You could make a religion out of this. (Buddhism)"

"Hi, everything's great, said some guy who seems to get very popular, who is then being arrested and killed for being too popular, which only makes him more popular.
You could make a religion out of this. (Christianity)"

"Deep in the Arabian desert on the top of the mountain, the real God whispers in Muhammad's ear, so he goes to the cube where everyone whoreships God, and tells them that their Gods are all fake, and the ruin got so mad at him that he had to leave town and go to different town.
You could make a religion out of this, and maybe conquer the world as well. (Islam)"

"Wait, if France is broke, then why do the king and queen still wear such fancy dresses?
Let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off!, said Robespierre cutting everybody's head off until somebody eventually got mad and cut his head off.
You could make a reli NO DON'T!"

~ Bill Wurtz, 2017
https://youtube.076.ne.jp/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs