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About once a month, I get an SMS message that isn't spam. (I often miss them, cuz I get a dozen SMS messages a day, no matter how many numbers I block and report.)

About once a week, I get a phone call that isn't a scam. (Usually my wife, who is three hours late, telling me that's she running a little late.)

Capitalism creates amazing technologies, then sets about immediately to turn them in to useless shit.