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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 08-Oct-2026 03:25:12 JST Fesshole 🧻

   When I was 10, I entered the 50m freestyle and assumed it meant free choice of stroke. I did breaststroke, smashed the other seven swimmers in my heat, and was promptly disqualified. Best day of my life. Don't tell my wife.

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 08-Oct-2026 03:41:31 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Balderdash. Completely as well as badly made up.