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   GeePawHill (geepawhill@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Oct-2026 15:39:18 JST GeePawHill

   But one night, wife and I were sitting at a bar, I strapped on my genitalia, and I said to her, "Baby, do you . . . do you think . . . do you think we could maybe make B an honorary grandkid, and bundle him in with all our celebrations?"

   She looked at me.

   She frowned.

   She put her head down on the bar.

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     GreenSkyOverMe (Monika) (greenskyoverme@ohai.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Oct-2026 15:39:18 JST GreenSkyOverMe (Monika)

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     @GeePawHill I was very confused about the strapping on of genitalia, apparently in public, but maybe it’s the kind of bar for that, but then the conversation turned to grandchildren, so now I think this may have been a figure of speech