Broke up with the GF because she mocked my eating habits on a group chat with her mates. I like eating each pizza topping one at a time with a fork, only then eating the wet dough at the end. She didn't have to adopt it. She didn't have to mock it.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Oct-2026 18:27:06 JST
Fesshole 🧻
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The Snail On Two Wheels (dearlyart@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Oct-2026 18:33:53 JST
The Snail On Two Wheels
@fesshole How do you know what she says in her group chats? Did you snoop her phone? She's WELL rid.
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Clippy Just Wanted to Help. (richrockster@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Oct-2026 18:35:56 JST
Clippy Just Wanted to Help.
@fesshole I eat the crust first, then neatly cut the inner edges until it’s a square/rectangle, and then cut that into smaller square bites to eat.
Wife has never made mention of it apart from “That’s a bit weird, but if you enjoy it - good for you.”. There are better people out there to accept you for who you are, no matter how you eat your pizza.
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Oct-2026 20:57:17 JST
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole Would I look at someone having pizza that way? Hard no. 😱
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