While I don't *actually* believe I'm so terrible in bed that I turn women gay, there has been too many occurrences of ladies coming out of the closet with me being their last straight experience for me to dismiss the idea entirely.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Sep-2026 21:26:15 JST
Fesshole 🧻
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Nathan A. Stine (stinerman@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Sep-2026 21:50:38 JST
Nathan A. Stine
@fesshole look at it this way. After you, no other man would do.
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Emma Liv :cate: (not3ottersinacoat@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Sep-2026 21:56:18 JST
Emma Liv :cate:
@fesshole Maybe you're just such a clear example of male beauty and virility an experience with you leaves little room for ambiguity?
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skua (skua@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Sep-2026 23:54:50 JST
skua
Is there bar serving the last drinks for many of its customers?
Temperance tequila?
Wowser wheat beer?
Acceptance ale?
Onto the wagon whiskey?
Straight cider?
Ten step proof?
Bardo rum? -
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Sep-2026 00:36:40 JST
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole It's not all about you, you know.
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