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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Sep-2026 06:27:15 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I ghosted a date because he said he didn't have a TV because they are responsible for the decline of society, and that I'd have to give up my Netflix binging if we ended up together. Fuck off. No wonder you've been single for 14 years, Graham.

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     Skwirrel (squirrelwithaninvisiblew@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Sep-2026 06:32:05 JST Skwirrel

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     @fesshole meanwhile, Graham hasn’t thought a jot for OP, he’s been living his life while OP frantically binge watches some period drama pap.

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     Cameron (cameron29@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Sep-2026 06:45:50 JST Cameron

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     @fesshole looks like the date dodged a bullet

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     Ben. No, not that one. (bencotterill@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Sep-2026 06:50:31 JST Ben. No, not that one.

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     @fesshole I always knew Graham Norton hated his job.

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     Dr Neenah Estrella-Luna (starluna@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Sep-2026 06:57:31 JST Dr Neenah Estrella-Luna

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     @fesshole Graham sounds like a controlling asshole. OP potentially avoided an abuser.

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Sep-2026 07:28:22 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Well, happy couch potato-ing. I'm sure Graham hasn't given you a second thought and is living his best life. Dodged a bullet, Graham did.

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     an actual bus (renardboy@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Sep-2026 08:23:06 JST an actual bus

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     @fesshole Sometimes I wonder if these fesses are made up for engagement

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     The Snail On Two Wheels (dearlyart@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Sep-2026 18:46:56 JST The Snail On Two Wheels

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     @fesshole I'd string Graham along just to see how soon the actual coercive control started. 'Are you really wearing that?' and 'I don't like too much make-up.', followed by 'Where did you go after work?' and 'Your friend, she's a slag.'