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   `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Sep-2026 02:44:32 JST `Da Elf

   This is not The Onion? [Checks URL] This is not The Onion.

   Kash Patel defends FBI hiring policy on applicants who have engaged in bestiality

   https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/15/kash-patel-fbi-hiring-policy-bestiality

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     feld (feld@friedcheese.us)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Sep-2026 02:44:31 JST feld

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     @elfin listen man, there's nobody more qualified to investigate the fraud being perpetuated against Americans via the counterfeit Lambskin condom industry than a Texan sheep farmer who has tried the real thing
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     feld (feld@friedcheese.us)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Sep-2026 02:48:32 JST feld

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     @elfin
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     `Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Sep-2026 02:48:34 JST `Da Elf

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     • feld

     @feld *BALLISTIC COFFEE*

     Da Fuq man?

     😆😆😆