People of Mastodon. Mastodonians, if you will. I have many public speaking engagements coming up and I suddenly hate everything in my closet. Show me your most awesome public speaking outfit. Leave me links to things you think I might like. My sartorial needs range from "I'm keynoting a corporate infosec conference" to "I'm talking to a room full of generals about how the internet works" to "I'm speaking at a hacker conference" to "I'm speaking on a panel for a mainstream media event."