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   Rabbit Cohen (bathyspherehat@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 17-Aug-2026 01:34:12 JST Rabbit Cohen

   Shout out to everyone who's chewing on clove oil like a teething Victorian baby.

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     Rabbit Cohen (bathyspherehat@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 17-Aug-2026 01:34:11 JST Rabbit Cohen

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     I've got clove oil in my gums and vulture poison in my veins. My belly's full of lemonade and Parkinson's drugs that I'm using off-label. I'm not allowed to use a straw, but I am allowed to use my fists.

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     Rabbit Cohen (bathyspherehat@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 17-Aug-2026 01:34:11 JST Rabbit Cohen

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     You pump a man full of clove oil and vulture poison, they're liable to fuck some shit up. That's all I'm saying.

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     Rabbit Cohen (bathyspherehat@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 17-Aug-2026 01:34:12 JST Rabbit Cohen

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     You shouldn't give babies clove oil, but then again, you shouldn't give babies heroin either. They were trying a lot of stuff in Victorian times.