It's got the stage of living with my other half that I'm now banned from getting a takeaway as we have food in. Have to resort to booking fake evening work meetings / drinks where I'll pick up a takeaway and just eat it in my car in a car park while watching tv shows on my phone.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 05:20:15 JST
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 05:29:06 JST
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole Loser.
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Daburu Dar (daburudar@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 05:45:37 JST
Daburu Dar
@fesshole Maybe learn to cook?
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Dror Bedrack (drorbedrack@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 06:52:20 JST
Dror Bedrack
@fesshole This sounds like a hostage situation
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Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤 (sloanlance@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 06:55:36 JST
Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤
@fesshole
OP confesses to not wanting to eat healthy or economically. Loser. In this case, OP's "other half" is actually their *better* half for wanting the two of them to live well together. -
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wittering (wittering@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 07:36:14 JST
wittering
@fesshole this isn't just about the food. I'm sorry to hear rrelatinship things are not going well.
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