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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 03:20:52 JST Fesshole 🧻

   My cat doesn't actually sign cards to family and friends. I sign it for him because he can't actually write at all.

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     Clayfoot (clayfoot@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 03:26:55 JST Clayfoot

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     @fesshole What does it say about your handwriting that no one has caught on?

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 03:48:33 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole He CAN'T??!!

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     Perrin42 (perrin42@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 04:38:19 JST Perrin42

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     @fesshole

     J'accuse!

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     Lydia Schoch (lydiaschoch@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 04:38:31 JST Lydia Schoch

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     • Joy Booster

     @fesshole @joybooster I’ve sent cards to my aunt’s cats a time or two. Can they read? Of course not. Do they still need a card? Yes. 😂

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     patrickpoet (patrickpoet@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 04:39:15 JST patrickpoet

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     @fesshole could you dip a paw in non-toxic water color and pat on a pawprint?

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     HumanBeing (bedifferent@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 04:46:25 JST HumanBeing

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     @fesshole What happened to paw prints? They're likely as unique as fingerprints?

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     aptitude (aptitude@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 04:53:10 JST aptitude

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     @fesshole So you're saying cat scratch fever, is nothing to write home about...

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     Sel (selvari21106@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 04:54:45 JST Sel

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     @fesshole I am shocked! SHOCKED! This is a scandal of the highest order!

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     Mike Hartwell (oldmikie@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 04:58:57 JST Mike Hartwell

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     @fesshole I bet the cat can write but you are a secretary

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     Sassinake! ᑐ ∪ ∩ ⊂ (sassinake@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 05:16:56 JST Sassinake! ᑐ ∪ ∩ ⊂

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     @fesshole get an inkpad. and some tissue.

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     Jimjoe_IsBack (jimjoe_isback@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 06:05:24 JST Jimjoe_IsBack

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     @fesshole This mea culpa doesn’t count. You have to tell the people you’ve been lying to all these years. Good luck! Think of us as you practice run.

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     botvolution (botvolution@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 06:54:43 JST botvolution

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     @fesshole
     Upsetting

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     ⏩︎VOTE⏪︎ ᶜʸⁿⁱᶜⁱˢᵐ⁼ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ (Ben Royce) (benroyce@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 07:23:27 JST ⏩︎VOTE⏪︎ ᶜʸⁿⁱᶜⁱˢᵐ⁼ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ (Ben Royce)

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     @fesshole

     our cat keeps meowing at us

     i scold it that it has had plenty of time to learn to speak english

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     xs4me2 (xs4me2@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 07:53:19 JST xs4me2

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     @fesshole

     Ehhh, what?

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     JMcD (mcd1979@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 11:12:03 JST JMcD

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     @fesshole So he’s Il-litter-ate.