@Infoseepage @GossiTheDog I am innocent, my AI escaped containment and hijacked my pineapple and did it. Not my fault.
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Carsten Franke (carstenfranke@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 22:46:24 JST
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Mighty Orbot (mighty_orbot@retro.pizza)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 22:51:42 JST
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@Infoseepage “Two witnesses came forward saying they saw you handling that device and using software on your computer matching the description our cybercrime department gave them. Also, all the other DEFCON attendees from your city flew American Airlines instead.”
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