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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 06:21:23 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I love an ensuite bathroom but nothing quite kills your marriage like hearing your husband drop his guts daily and then having to clean his bum stains off the back off the toilet seat every day.

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     Lily Star (starlily@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 06:22:05 JST Lily Star

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     @fesshole What are you feeding him?

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     John Regan (jprjr@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 06:39:22 JST John Regan

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     @fesshole if you have an ensuite you probably have another toilet somewhere. That quickly becomes the designated pooping toilet.

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     Justin Macleod (justinmac84@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 12:09:04 JST Justin Macleod

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     @fesshole Sounds like he should be seeing a doctor! You could always point the mess out to him and tell him to clean it himself.

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     Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤 (sloanlance@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 19:47:40 JST Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤

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     @fesshole
     Everybody poops, but also, you should communicate. Tell him what you're cleaning up each time. Why are you suffering in idiocy?

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     wittering (wittering@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 22:29:44 JST wittering

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     @fesshole Back of the *seat* - that's extreme.