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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 16:20:31 JST Fesshole 🧻

   A ex once told me she made her egg mayo with salad cream instead of mayo. I told her that's not egg mayo then. She maintained that it was still egg mayo, even if it didn't include mayo. We argued for hours. It still annoys me 15 years later.

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     Roderick (rvkennedy@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 17:43:04 JST Roderick

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     @fesshole it's only mayonnaise if it comes from Mayon, or Mahón in Spain during the French occupation in the Seven Years' War. Otherwise it's just sparkling salad cream.

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     Kim Spence-Jones 🇬🇧😷 (kimsj@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 19:03:05 JST Kim Spence-Jones 🇬🇧😷

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     @fesshole
     Salad cream is an invention of the Devil.

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     DJDiscobedient (djdiscobedient@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 23:44:29 JST DJDiscobedient

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     @fesshole valid reason for being the ex