I like my little apartment that i can't afford but watching charmed makes me so angry that i'll never own a house
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:23:05 JST
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:22:57 JST
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the charmed ones should just vanquish everyone they meet wearing a black leather jacket, it would save them a TON of time
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:22:57 JST
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the more i watch charmed the more i think leo sucks and dan was the better match for piper. i want a version of the show where that happened and phoede died instead of prue but we live in the hell dimension where trump got elected twice
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:22:58 JST
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outside of leo, the men of charmed generally suck, but, dear god, BEHOLD DAN
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:22:58 JST
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in season two, the charmed ones have a vision that phoebe is being executed in the future for using magic unethically and they travel there to stop it and they learn something important
and then in the very next episode phoebe uses magic recklessly and selfishly
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:22:59 JST
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one amazing thing about charmed is that the characters choose to HAVE FUN with magic (despite the very blurry “personal gain” rule)
everyone on buffy was just shooting up and shit
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:22:59 JST
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in the season one finale of charmed, all of the characters make fun of one woman’s “nose job,” and i would love to know how that felt for her on set
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:22:59 JST
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in nice things about charmed: the season two premiere brings back all the highlights of season one and is very rewarding :)
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:23:00 JST
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charmed was on for 8 seasons and two comic book seasons and never once explained where a darklighter comes from
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:23:01 JST
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[piper has the power to freeze time for a few seconds]: i’m just gonna stand here while the monster is frozen to discuss something we already know
i love this show
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:23:01 JST
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very often prue halliwell's "emergency" excuse to get out of a situation is "something at the auction house needs to be appraised" and everyone believes her
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:23:02 JST
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[all powerful telekinetic charmed one is mildly punched]: unconscious for an hour
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:23:02 JST
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how are the charmed sisters simultaneously wildly op and also fundamentally useless at everything
also how did i never notice that
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:23:03 JST
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the charmed ones are nepo babies
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:23:03 JST
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the best episodes of charmed are about reuniting families, because they’re a reunited family. the worst episodes are about love or their boyfriends-of-the-week. because men are terrible and they should know that
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:23:04 JST
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[phoebe halliwell, the psychic one, in an obvious trap]: how could i have seen this coming
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:23:04 JST
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[halliwell manor]: crumbles, bursts into flames, explodes, is rebuilt by one handsome handyman with no budget
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 03:23:05 JST
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[the halliwell sisters, over a cell phone, in a situation that could be resolved with one sentence]: i'll explain later
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:24:58 JST
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all hell breaks loose is by far the best episode of charmed and the real world chaos behind it is a huge part of why and it makes me shake with anger every time
rip shannen doherty and fuck alyssa milano forever 💖
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:24:58 JST
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if phoebe had died instead of prue, trump would’ve never been president
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:24:59 JST
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i need an official count of the instances of phoebe halliwell doing baby talk and i promise it will be more than there are episodes of the show
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:24:59 JST
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turning prue halliwell into a dog for her second to last episode is a stomach-turning insult the likes of which only joss whedon has matched
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:25:00 JST
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shannen doherty was once asked to name three nice things about alyssa milano and she said "she's pretty, she's pretty, and she's pretty" and she was so real for that
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:25:00 JST
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same season as the good trans episode we got a bad trans joke
fucking christ
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:25:00 JST
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what is this fuckass shirt phoebe halliwell?
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:25:01 JST
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phoebe halliwell learning marshal arts was entirely about alyssa milano's jealousy of sarah michelle gellar, right?
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:25:02 JST
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i like that everyone in the charmed house treats jenny like shit, even though it's entirely out of character, not because she deserves it but because her character contributes absolutely nothing to any scene and regularly slows down the plot
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:25:03 JST
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piper halliwell getting hotter every season of charmed
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:25:04 JST
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MORE FROM THE TRANS EPISODE:
● at one point a cis male cop uses his access to ogle an attractive women's corpse which is a horrific but excellent way to explain the episodes thesis about myopic men in general
● trans men are portrayed as empathetic and slightly less creepy
● prue becomes a woman again after the curse is broken and experiences gender euphoria (and holds her tits with joy). same, girl
● piper says "looks like you learned a few things about being a woman by being a man." same, girl -
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:25:04 JST
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CHARMED DID A THOUGHTFUL AND EXCELLENT EPISODE ABOUT TRANSGENDER ISSUES (but unfortunately did not portray any actual transgender people) WHICH I DIDN'T REMEMBER/SEE COMING AND AM DELIGHTED BY
GO CHARMED!
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:25:04 JST
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i have to say, the title sequence of charmed is exquisite at explaining the premise and their powers to new audiences each week, without talking down to viewers or making it feel like a retread for loyal fans. i've never appreciated that but whoever made it deserves a raise
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:25:05 JST
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THE TRANS EPISODE:
● prue immediately has dysphoria and piper is supportive, which is nice
● they name him the very trans name "manny"
● should the charmed ones open a magical gender clinic and save some people's lives/time/money? yes. they won't.
● manny is horny and has emotional regulation problems. sorry boys, typical
● manny's dating profile pops the fuck off with responses, thanks to his understanding of women's fears. congrats boys, typical
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:27:13 JST
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how did charmed never do a 3d episode
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:27:13 JST
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losing followers for posting about charmed only makes me wanna post about charmed MORE and i WILL
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:27:14 JST
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ZACHARY QUINTO WAS ON CHARMED???? how did i not realize this!
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:27:14 JST
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of the frequent episode writers for charmed, krista vernoff is by far my favorite and always delivers the core aspects that make the show special and beloved
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:27:14 JST
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krista vernoff somehow wrote a banger clip show episode of charmed. she deserves an emmy for that
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:27:15 JST
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now, the leprechaun episode of charmed… 😵💫 why did any of this even happen???
beyond the cheesy “magical creatures” saturation and irish stereotypes, phoebe (the one that can SEE THE FUTURE) spends the episode trying to prove that nobody will ever fall in love over the internet
then pat benatar, playing herself, shows up at their front door? and knows the leprechaun, who makes a “hit me with your best shot” pun? what is the plot?????
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:27:16 JST
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100th episode of charmed was utterly delightful. i wish the network had let them have more in-universe fun and celebrated the show more! a tour de force
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:27:16 JST
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season 5 of charmed is weird but the baby stuff works if you ignore that brad kern clearly made wyatt a boy in his continuing efforts to make the show about men
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:27:17 JST
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:27:17 JST
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the don’t-call-it-buffy vampire-themed episode was better than i remembered but they mostly seemed happy that buffy’s move to upn meant they could do it
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:27:18 JST
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in the universe of charmed, an advice columnist at small, city-specific newspaper has a full time job and their own office
magic!
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:27:18 JST
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charmed has a power rangers problem: the demons could all just attack at once but somehow… don’t?
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:27:19 JST
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many charmed developments in season 4 but it’s important that we discuss the 1940s party they throw at p3. psychotic theme, execution was even more psychotic. this was POST-9/11
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Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:27:19 JST
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nell scovell’s bewitched-themed episode of charmed was top tier
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