I travelled a lot for work and developed a fetish for listening to couples have sex in the adjacent room. At the sound of a creaking bed spring, I'd place my ear to the wall and enjoy the show. Multiple times I was beating my meat when I realised it was just the heating pipes.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 04:20:43 JST
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 05:45:55 JST
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole Beating... My... Meat.
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Nathan A. Stine (stinerman@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 06:11:35 JST
Nathan A. Stine
@fesshole I mean... as long as you can pretend it works. You don't really think that guy on the porno is actually banging his secretary, do you?
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